facts
2003-01-29 7:18 p.m.
the ever so everywhere 100 facts:
1. i like to think that i am different but i hate nonconformists
2. i am a big hypocrite and i probably will contradict myself many times in this diary
3. i hate hypocrites (har har)
4. i hate mean people. warmongerers. mongs.
5. i try as hard as i can not to hate people or anything in general but its their fault
6. i like to believe that i am always right
7. i can be the biggest baby ever, pout, stomp and whine and all
8. i hardly act my age, i believe im really 8 years old at heart
9. my friends say i act like a gay guy cept in a girls body, so technically i am a flamboyant yet straight girl
10. they also call me a heterosexual heterophobe, one who is straight yet fears other heteros?
11. i want to grow up to be a fag hag like Grace Adler and find my will
12. i want to find my will and marry him if hes straight
13. i am naturally drawn to gay guys, something about them and the fact that i have the most finely tuned "gaydar"
14. i eat like a fat kid, meaning i eat everything and anything... all mixed together. i can make 6 different combinations of a cheeto snack with my lunch, including pickles wrapped around cheetos
15. my favourite pastime is snacking my way to obesity
16. i love my metabolism
17. my second favourite pastime is ruining my eyesight watching the ten Will and Grace tapes that i have on tape everyday before school, after school, at night, on tv at 10 30 and 11 00, and if its Thursday then at 9 also.
18. i also make my way to contacts or specs by spending all the time that isnt spent doing the above, hanging out with my friends, or doing hw on the computer, generally on diaryland, or chatting on AIM
19. judging from the above i have no life
20. my favourite outing is going over to a friends house and having a movie bash where we all bring over our favourite movies to watch and manage to forget watching completely upon the discovery of a younger sibling's toy rifle
21. i hate landry albright
22. i have euro washed myself to the point that i have been told that i have stopped looking vietnamese. is it possibly a medical disorder?
23. i am against my race, my country, and everything that i am. i am white washed and love britain not america.
24. techinically i am british washed, just so no one gets offended.
25.i have been to king's cross and platform 9 3/4 and tried to run through to the other side between 9 and 10, but my theory is that school already started so i thats why i wasnt let in ;)
26. according to my friends i am a titty ho for wearing somewhat revealing clothes, although i dont, they just happen to be up in a tree looking down my shirt or deliberating craning their neck to see anything and call me a whore. those bitches.
27. i am pretty crazy about clothes although i hardly ever admit it, and i would be a shopaholic had i had the money, and one of my life goals is to own a pair of go go boots. yes go go boots.
28. i want a job but according to everyone i couldnt handle one, not cos of the stress, just i am really spacey and a klutz.
29. i am a klutz. i need a guy to catch me every time i fall :(. i dont think im that clumsy, its just that everyone is always shoving me.
30. i am pretty sure that i have fallen down the stairs more than a dozen times, i will be in need of a prosthetic hip by the time i am 50 and my foot will be mangled and messed up when i am an old coot in a threadbare caftan with a lap full of catnip saying here kitty kitty!
31. my friends and family compare me to Grace from Will and Grace, and although i am half proud i think i am nothing like her and am offended
32. my count of gay friends comes to a total of two, but if i had it my way i would be in the gay mafia and empress of gay america while my friends get cameos in The Vagina Monologues (dont be offended that just the way i am. that is a moocher of jokes off of Will and Grace)
33. my medical history is: chicken pox, mauled by my own dog and hit my head on a locker in the P.E. rooms. i am sure that there is more but my head injuries prevent me from remembering
34. i am the absolute best and unwittingly being witty or entertaining at the least with my double entendres
35. i have selctive hearing so sometimes when i am not hearing you, its not because i am deaf or i am dead, i am just choosing not to listen to you haha. just shout biggerstaff then i will.
36. i have stalked a person to the point of them running away from me. i had his locker number, cell and home number, most of his school schedule and screenname.
37. half the time my friends have no idea what i am saying and just shrug and continue, the rest of the time no one understands what i am saying
38. i am half a person
39. really, that is my screenname of which i use to stalk mr. kelly
40. and literally i am half a person as i have a partner in crime... ivy! fellow lacky and pansy pussy, moocher, and annoying lenny enthusiast
41. and my friends also think that i am half a brain, but im smarter than they think! i think...
42. i am in love with love, but i dont show it and my cousin who thinks she is queen of romance thinks that i am dead inside, but i am forever looking for the guy who will make me understand all those love songs i listen to and be my will and love me truly madly deeply. see im a sap.
43. i hate people who abuse the word love without knowing anything about it
44. i love love love musicals and indie films. i want to be in one and go to sundance a million times
45. but moulin rouge was spectacular spectacular no words in the vernacular to describe that great event, i was dumb with wonderment.
46. my voice is the deadliest thing on earth, because i am constantly singing along horribly off key to anything and everything and i am constantly talking when not needed. and i mean i just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
47. i tend to fall in love with fictitious characters such as oliver wood, christian, will truman (not in love with him as he is "bland government cheese!" just the idea of him), frodo, jack mcfarland...
48. i think i like the idea of a boyfriend more than having one, but do keep those flowers coming, or at the very least send some coming
49. i have never been kissed
50. thank hayes that i am halfway there and i love to say hayes in the place of God, not because i think my hayes are God, but they are my idols.
51. the only definite thing that i know what i want to do in life is that i want to lie in britain. thats it. i just love the place and i say that i am in the wrong country because i truly belong there at heart.
52. i am waiting to find myself, who i am, because those crappy identity quizzes with 3 choices that land you in "creative catty chick," "angry anal angel" or "beautiful beaming betty" always are wrong and land me in some generic mcplainwrap category that says nothing about me. am i the cheerleader or the brain? such a hard decision
53. i have no spectacular talents whatsoever besides braiding faster than anyone i know.
54. i know britney spear's Oops! I Did It Again dance due to Grace and Jack from will and grace.
55. i want a jack and karen relationship, and adding that to my desire for a will and grace one, i will be one messed up girl torturing some dear boy
56. i have decided to go to my prom dressed as an elf, minus the ears but plus the language and the gorgeous dress, and i am saving up each year for the evenstar and the one ring
57. i want to be an interior designer
58. i wish that elves existed, and in my mind they do because i love them, their culture, language, everything about them. they are just the most beautiful creatures and i want to learn elvish
59. i want to raise a family in britain but somehow i cant bear to leave my friends and this house. not this home.
60. i fell in semi-love with no less than 50 boys in Europe but its too bad they hate americans and the french ones were all taken by some girl grrrrr
61. i wish i could play guitar like sean, flute like gregor, drums like anthony, and some messed up electronic keyboard like paul :D
62. i wish i could meet paul and flutter my eyelashes asking for a cigarette while telling him i am a straight-edge tosser and brandishing the Daily Mail in his face
63. i hope that when i do that he wont kick me in the face
64. everyone thinks that i have a big mouth but really i keep all of their secrets from them. i know at least one personal thing they dont even know themselves about them.
65. i have HUGE feet, but that just means im a hobbit so ok!
66. my hair is currently down to my waist and my friends like playing with it and naming the shapes made with buns and such after pastries, i.e. eclairs and especially pulling it
67. i believe you cant control or choose your sexuality
68. i will seriously kick anyone's arse if they gay bash and i know about it. really. i nearly jumped girl once i think.
69. i think i have been in love once- THINK, just so you dont throw that in my face later... THINK! i said think!
70. i can run really fast in high heels
71. i once climbed a tree when i was little dressed in high heels and an expensive dress. i have a picture of it too! looked sullen though, probably because they forced me into a dress to begin with
72. i am a big flirt but apparently terrible at it as guys just look at me wierd and think i have psychological problems
73. i think people are repelled by my personality and that makes making friends hard because i am just too annoying and eccentric
74. i have a stalkee named tiny tim because his head perhaps other parts haha are tiny and i used to stalk him every lunch and be obsessed to the point of the need of a restraining order
75. my imaginary lovers (the list gets longer and longer) sean biggerstaff, colin farrell, elijah wood, michael angarano, kieran culkin, jamie bell, scott terra... tiny tim hahaha
76. if i am ever in the situation of being unconscious and the only chance for life i have is being hooked up to tubes for all eternity i hae instructed my friends to give permission to the doctors for a D.N.R. and organ donation. freaky huh? thats the effect of the show ER on you
77. i want to be mummified also
78. i want to stalk sean and realise my dream of dancing in a cornfield with him (sound familiar? guess where its from)
79. one day i hope to play a cover of Boobies with my friends in a scottish pub
80. i have a short attention span and memory and typing this up has been hell!
81. i try so hard to be british i may have forgotten my vietnamese accent and even tried learning an english one
82. if anyone ever got me quidditch robes i would seriously wear them
83. i wish i could swear in british slang (whoa almost wrote sweat there!) but i cant. :(
84. damn it i wish i was british!
85. i absolutely loathe hate want to kill hilary duff and will certainly punch her, pull her hair, attack in any way possible if i ever see her no fear of witnesses or bodyguards (hah as if shes important enough to have em)
86. i think i have killed 20 or more pets in my lifetime if you count fishies, if not then 6
87. i saw harry potter glasses in a european specs shop and i tried to record it but some guy kicked me out because he thought i was casing the joint for a robbery. yeah right like i would steal eyeglasses
88. i hate generation and gender, and remembering my hate for my race and country, i hate myself then
89. i am a moocher of the highest caliber, no one passing by with candy shall stand a chance or leave with any more than the mouthful they had before i came along
90. finally only ten more, i am in agony here, "oh get me away from here im dying, sing me a song to set me free"
91. i can talk to squirrels, seriously i once had 5 come up and gather round me as i chip chip-ed (only kidding about the chipchip)
92. i bite my nails and chew my lips and tug my hair and a whole buncha other habits and i might have started blinking one eye after the other alternating as i think
93. my favourite colours are bright bright green and yellow and anything else BRIGHT
94. i have four insufferable siblings
95. my favourite saying are make it spank, okie dokie artichokie, esca laters, ciao mein, and omihayes
96. i make up a lot of my own words, facadedly, and COPYRIGHT hobbititian. hobbittian is totally mine.
97. i will someday make my own caberet and title it "CAT 200_!" complete with showtunes and ventriloquism titled "The Penis Monoglogues" (again where is that from?)
98. i dont like perfect little young girl actresses on the Disney channel thinking that they are so cool with a filmography of 2 "made for tv" movies
99. i think i may have gotten carpal tunnel syndrome from sitting at the keyboard for too long. note to self, next time around do this in intervals and take breaks to watch sean biggerstaff movies, its healthier...
100. FINALLY. thats all. haha fine last fact, i love you :P
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