when lightning strikes
2009-07-18 2:22 a.m.
Most years I have a hard time thinking up Halloween costumes - or I think of really good ones and forget them. I know it's only mid-July, but I'll put this here so I can refer back to it in October, the proper time.
In order of preference, things to be this year:

I can accomplish this with footie pajamas and a Burger King crown.

I'm not a boy, but that's a minor hitch.

This requires a Thing One, obviously, and I've never been successful at convincing people of team costumes. See: 2008 Failed Attempt at Clintons and Monica (Ryan Hudson's fault, mostly).

I just got a camel hair coat from Thrift Town for $3 that I need to make use of. I only need to wear it three times to justify buying such a ridiculous thing, but even that's hard enough, so I'll use Halloween as an excuse.
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