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2009-04-16 10:21 a.m.

I'm still fighting with my iTunes. Everytime I try to access the store to download the Stephen Merchant Podcasts, it says "unknown error (11222)". So there's no name for it, but there's a number. If anyone knows what this means and the remedy (the remedy, it is the dangerous liaison!) holler at your girl (me).

Two Jason Mraz references is two too many.

I really wish Smerch did blogs so that I didn't have to read Ricky Gervais' for updates on their work and lives. Apparently they're making another film. I missed out on "This Side of the Truth" but I'm determined to somehow get onto this project, "Cemetery Junction". If I could just by a long shot worm into this, Smerch will meet me and fall in love with me. We are a marriage of awkward. I'm convinced!

I hope Ricky Gervais or Stephen Merchant google themselves to great depths so that they stumble across this humble blog and read the above paragraphs.

Dear Ricky Gervais,

I'm sorry I'm so disdainful. It's only because I love Stephen Merchant.

Regards,

Cat

Dear Stephen Merchant,

I'm sorry I'm so creepy. It's only because I love you.

Yours,

Cat

I've never done any acting, but I've been told that I'm relatively witty. I don't believe it, but I've been told. It's not just being modest, either. If I was witty, it would make up for my mediocre looks, and I'd have bagged a boy by now.

I wonder what Smerch looks for in a woman. If it's a 5'8 package of laughs and caffeine, look no further. Further qualifications:

1. We can go thrifting together. I am a fellow cheapskate.
2. I'd be impressed with "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".
3. I would always give him the aisle seat in an airplane so he can stretch his lovely long legs.
4. I titled one of my playlists on iTunes "Hip Hoppity".
5. I sort of dance like a hopping bird as well. The floor clears whenever I start flailing.

I don't have a headshot, but this is what I would look like beside a Brit. Fake Liam Gallagher is blinded by my smile.

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